Simon molests #1 : Claire
	Dick Turpin and Discman
	"This is a stick-up, Green Adder!"
	The Butcher B... err... Girl
	King Henry was a Great King. Positively huge, in fact.
	The Man you are about to see has no head.
	When angels start to fall...
	Green Adder's new hair-do.
	... those angels just keep on falling.
	A Motley Crew (not Crüe)
	A conspiracy of Tudors.
	Simon molests #2 : Nigel
	Simon molests #3 : Claire
	An Elizabethan Erection.
	Simon molests #4 : Loretta (but she looks pleased)
	Discman in all his glory.
	Queen of all she surveys.
	All together now... aaaaahhhh...
	Simon molests #5 : Sinéad
	Claire and Colm
	Vinny and Olivia
	The Royal Family